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Vampire Wedding

Posted on by D. D. Syrdal

I am not making this up. 

I’ve heard of Klingon weddings amongst Star Trek fanatics, but this is new. An Ohio couple had a unique Halloween wedding.

“Vampires” tie the knot in Columbia Township

Jack Holsinger, 61, of Lorain, married his vampiress, Connie Spitznagel, 44, also of Lorain, in a Halloween-themed wedding at the Rockin’-R-Ranch.

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Holsinger arrived at the “altar” in a coffin via a hearse. His coffin was carried by six costumed pallbearers to the altar, where Spitznagel, dressed as a lady vampire, met him in front of a minister dressed as Jason from the “Friday the 13th” horror movies.

The groom’s son, dressed as Jack Sparrow, served as best man (best pirate?). Instead of kissing the bride, apparently the groom was told to bite his bride on the neck. Aren’t you supposed to save that stuff for the honeymoon? I’m just sayin’…

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4 thoughts on “Vampire Wedding”

  2. Yeaaaahhh… I was a little fuzzy on that myself. Maybe it was just his Halloween costume, the minister dressed as a psychotic serial killer doesn’t really fit in with the vampire motif either. I think the rest of the guests just wore costumes of their choosing. I think the whole thing should have been a little more coordinated for the full effect. But that’s just me 😉

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  4. Wouldn’t that be fun? 🙂 Not that I’ll ever get married again, but if I did I’d want to do something other than the boring cookie-cutter wedding. Maybe not this drastic, but definitely something out of the ordinary.

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