I am not making this up.
I’ve heard of Klingon weddings amongst Star Trek fanatics, but this is new. An Ohio couple had a unique Halloween wedding.
“Vampires” tie the knot in Columbia Township
Jack Holsinger, 61, of Lorain, married his vampiress, Connie Spitznagel, 44, also of Lorain, in a Halloween-themed wedding at the Rockin’-R-Ranch.
Holsinger arrived at the “altar” in a coffin via a hearse. His coffin was carried by six costumed pallbearers to the altar, where Spitznagel, dressed as a lady vampire, met him in front of a minister dressed as Jason from the “Friday the 13th” horror movies.
The groom’s son, dressed as Jack Sparrow, served as best man (best pirate?). Instead of kissing the bride, apparently the groom was told to bite his bride on the neck. Aren’t you supposed to save that stuff for the honeymoon? I’m just sayin’…