He’s on vacation, in New York and the douchebag Nebbish is e-mailing me to do stuff. Never before have I set up travel for him, but he needed this “ASAP.” Please, let there be a cabbie in New York who will drive him to Timbuktu and leave him there. I’m begging you.
HMFIC completed his move today, so he’s back here next to my cube again. God, it was so nice and quiet for a few short days there. Now he’s busy telling more stories of mice breeding in his luggage when he was in the Marine Corps a million years ago.